Script

Chicks in Space! #101: “Pilot”: A jet-like space ship is flying through space. Hang on an establishing shot, showing the space ship, and ambient pressure clicks and creaks and air flowing as the craft maintains its atmosphere.

VR Policy Minutes: Persons present are Mr McKinney, Ms Hall, Mr Richards, Mr Schwartz, Ms Foster, and transcriptionist Ms Fuller. Meeting taking place in the Svarga conference room in the Mag Mell wing in the Vanaheimr building with all parties in person. The door is closed with the sound proofing indicator indicating that no sound is capable of exiting the room. Electronic devices have been turned over to Mr Sullivan-Vasquez who stands guard outside. No persons have brought any notes on paper. No persons save for myself transcriptionist Ms Fuller have brought any means of marking notes. The meeting begins at 7:01 AM.

If I Weren’t A Zoophile Skit: The chants of each performer are generally accompanied by a little pantomime or dance that relates to what they are chanting. Some performers may have a role where they break from the format in a comedic way, often to do some kind of interaction with the other performers or with the audience. Depending on the number of performers participating, a variety of roles can be used or discarded. Performers may also come up with their own roles that are not listed here if they’d like to! But these are some ideas for roles that a performer may have.

Jaguar Herpes: She gives him a look as though she’s puzzling something out, tilting her head and putting a hand to her chin.

The Invention: Duuuuude, this is a SICK cave painting.

King’s Chatroom: I mark you will be very pleased, o king. This new technology arrived from the mouse kingdom just two nights ago. It has taken some setting up, but works exactly as they have said.

Brother Hostage: Woe be the name of our current hour! A demonic hound from the pits of the underworld has set upon our tender village’s modest church, taking hostage men, women, and children alike!

Arbitration: Bryce and Mateo, the prosecuting attorneys, are sitting in an office together, looking at a few items of discovery material.

Fam Tree: In a living room, a human mother, human child, and human father are seated on a couch. In front of them on a big board is a diagram of a family tree.