12:07    * stankpaw9 yawns.

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12:15    <stankpaw9> Oh here we go.

12:15    <stankpaw9> Hi zapados what’s up.

12:15    <zapados> m or f?

12:15    <crow> lol

12:16    <stankpaw9> Indeed.

12:16    <crow> zapados: the name of this room is a joke :p stankpaw9 is a veritable slut for paws but it does not have any comics for you.

12:16    <stankpaw9> HEY

12:17    <crow> uh huh

12:19    <stankpaw9> UNTRUE

12:19    <crow> uhhhhh huh

12:19    * crow sticks its paw in the air in front of stankpaw9

12:19    * stankpaw9 sniffs the air near the paw

12:20    <crow> cutie

12:22    * stankpaw9 blushes

12:31    <ludwigk> homos

12:33    * crow kisses stankpaw9 on the cheek

12:34    * stankpaw9 kisses crow back on the side of the beak

12:36    <crow> zapados: fyi I am a griffon anthro, with black feathers/coat, and a healthy dose of unknown DNA that is seemingly from the wolf family. “paws” rather than talons and “beak” rather than muzzle does add up, trust me.

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12:36    <crow> cool

12:37    * stankpaw9 throws a nickel into the jar.

12:37    <stankpaw9> Indeed.

14:40    * stankpaw9 yawns.

14:44    * crow preens over stankpaw9, picking through its thick nape with beak

14:47    * stankpaw9 relaxes, melting into comfort under the preening.

15:02    <ludwigk> It lives! I can now say that every piece of equipment in my ecosystem is linux. Some different flavors I’m still meh on, but all linux at least.

15:02    <crow> congrats!

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15:41    * stankpaw9 cuddles crow, running fingers through its coat.

15:54    <crow> :3

15:54    <stankpaw9> :3

15:55    <dogfucker12> :3

15:57    <ludwigk> glad to have such nice friends :3

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16:29    -- sardius88088 is now known as sardius_.

16:30    <sardius_> You guys, I apologize if you were in the middle of anything, but I have to interrupt now with serious news. Even though he was my friend, I have evidence that dogfucker12 is a zoophile supporter.

16:30    <stankpaw9> no it can’t be

16:31    <crow> are we... doing this again?

16:31    * stankpaw9 throws a nickel in the other jar.

16:33    <stankpaw9> ludwigk: congrats on that sweep of upgrades for real. I’m still stuck on Windows but more and more jealous of you every day.

16:34    <ludwigk> thanks! aaaa I’m so happy about it. Having the entire system how I want it (more or less) feels like a clean bill of health, in a weird way. Just feels like, phew, I got better, I’m healthy.

16:34    <sardius_> dogfucker12 gave me a mixtape yesterday that was loaded with more zoophilia dog whistles than I can list on a single sheet of paper, double sided.

16:34    * stankpaw9 spits out its drink.

16:34    <stankpaw9> LOL

16:34    <crow> dogfucker12: OH MY GODS IS THIS REAL DID YOU DO THIS

16:34    <crow> YOU TWO ARE LOCAL TO EACH OTHER RIGHT?

16:34    * crow wheezes, curling against stankpaw9 and patting it repeatedly with palms

16:34    <dogfucker12> sardius_: How could you come to such a conclusion? What was even on that tape?

16:35    <crow> IS IT REAL

16:35    <sardius_> Is there any limit on what I can say in here?

16:35    <stankpaw9> How so?

16:36    <stankpaw9> If you send a message over the character limit it will break it into two messages (or more), and if you send too many messages at the same instant the network will kick you off and you’ll have to rejoin but that’s it.

16:36    <stankpaw9> I want to say the current ratelimit is fffive messages per 4 milliseconds?

16:37    <sardius_> As far as vulgarity.

16:37    <stankpaw9> Swear the fuck on.

16:37    <sardius_> The first thing on this mixtape is a song that screams “dog c*m” over and over again, to give you an idea of the kind of thing I will need to talk about to explain what’s on this tape.

16:38    * stankpaw9 is trying to breathe but can’t. This might be the end.

16:38    <dogfucker12> oh yeah I forgot that song was on there

16:38    * stankpaw9 passes out.

16:38    * crow waves a magic spell around stankpaw9, keeping it alive and conscious.

16:38    * stankpaw9 sits up.

16:38    <stankpaw9> sardius_: This sounds very serious.

16:39    <crow> uhhhhhhhhh huh

16:39    <stankpaw9> Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

16:39    <stankpaw9> I believe for the sake of not hiding anything we should figure this out in the open rather than taking this to PMs.

16:39    <stankpaw9> Can you tell me what else was on this mixtape? sardius_

16:39    <dogfucker12> don’t tell it anything sardius_

16:39    <stankpaw9> Also: how did this mixtape change paws between you two?

16:41    <dogfucker12> we met for brunch at the coffee place across from a dog park and I thought I was picking up on the way sardius_ was peeping some of the larger breeds but I may have misunderstood where he was at mentally with all that

16:43    <stankpaw9> And then? How did he get the tape?

16:43    <dogfucker12> Oh I gave it to him

16:43    <stankpaw9> You had brought it with you?

16:44    <dogfucker12> yeah

16:44    <dogfucker12> I mean, allegedly

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16:44    <maso231> Calculus is so. so. so boring.

16:45    * maso231 throws ter bookbag on a hook and shuffles towards crow

16:45    * maso231 falls and rests terself beside crow

16:45    <crow> :3

16:45    * crow pets maso231

16:46    <sardius_> stankpaw9: On one side, the mixtape had the dog cum song (the genre was punk I guess), immediately followed by a song about a wife cheating on her husband with their dog (I guess also punk but I think by a different band), and then a book-on-tape of a story where you’re a girl wolf and you “mate” with some guy on his bed while his wife is distracted doing laundry down at the river. Which, could just be fantasy by itself, but in the story the wolf’s name is Temptress, and on the cassette’s label someone had written with a pen in parenthesis “(imagine Temptress is Gumdrop)” which is the real life name of my golden retriever.

16:46    * maso231 rips off ter pants.

16:46    <maso231> owo

16:47    <ludwigk> maso231: yiff in hell furfag

16:47    <maso231> not a furry!!

16:47    <crow> uhhhhhhhhhhh huhhhhhhhhhh

16:48    * maso231 crosses ter arms and pouts.

16:48    <ludwigk> Riiiiiight, you’re not a furry, you just keep joining the furry room by mistake :p

16:48    <maso231> You’re just as guilty of being a furry as I am at that rate.

16:49    <ludwigk> yes

16:49    <ludwigk> I am a furry I’m also GAY and a COMMUNIST

16:50    <maso231> Yeah yeah keep your politics in your pants buddy pal

16:50    <ludwigk> furry homo

16:52    * stankpaw9 sits patiently, ears attentively pointed to sardius_, waiting to hear what’s on the other side of the tape, or if there was more on this side.

16:52    <sardius_> On the other side the first 10 minutes was Microsoft Sam repeating the sentence “I, dogfucker12, endorse bestiality.” And then the rest of it was a bunch of different guitar solos that I presume were also some kind of hidden message although I admit I do not get what it was.

16:52    <dogfucker12> that’s a little unfair of you to assume that about the guitar solos

16:53    <maso231> LMAO

16:54    * ludwigk unzips

16:54    * ludwigk pees on maso231

16:54    <maso231> OwO

16:55    <stankpaw9> sardius_: You said there were more dog whistles than you could list on a sheet of paper double sided. I certainly am following along with why you think dogfucker12 has some kind of interest in the topic of bestiality, but was there more besides these things? It sounds like you’ve covered what was on both sides of the tape now.

16:55    * ludwigk keeps peeing on maso231

16:56    * sardius_ sighs.

16:56    <sardius_> On the side I was just describing, with MS Sam and the guitar solos: All of that with MS Sam and the guitar solos was just “in the background,” if that’s the right way to describe it in audio. More prominently, what you could hear on that side was an out-loud conversation between what sounds like dogfucker12 and a friend, and the conversation teeters back and forth between an avalanche of zoo jokes and another avalanche of dogfucker12 and his friend talking about what sex acts they’ve done with different dogs and horses recently.

16:57    <dogfucker12> didn’t know that was recording

16:57    <crow> oh my gods

16:57    <stankpaw9> Wow.

16:58    <dogfucker12> some of the dog stuff was a little bit hyperbolic

16:58    * ludwigk finishes peeing, wipes his cock off on maso231, and lays down beside crow.

16:58    * crow smooches the side of ludwigk’s torso with beak.

16:59    <maso231> “some of the dog stuff” was a little bit hyperbolic

17:03    * maso231 drips ludwigk piss.

17:03    * crow can smell ludwigk piss from this distance.

17:03    * maso231 notices you notice

17:03    <maso231> hey get your own piss

17:04    * crow makes horny griffon sounds.

17:04    * stankpaw9 shits on crow.

17:04    <crow> ok not the same

17:04    * crow waves a spell around and magically cleans itself off completely.

17:04    * crow creates a magic tentacle.

17:04    <stankpaw9> owo

17:05    * crow sticks the magic tentacle up stankpaw9’s naughty poopy hole.

17:05    * stankpaw9 writhes in pleasure.

17:06    <sardius_> So, not to um, “interrupt,” but I’d say dogfucker12 needs to be banned.

17:06    * stankpaw9 blinks.

17:06    <stankpaw9> Hm?

17:06    <stankpaw9> Oh.

17:06    * stankpaw9 continues to writhe on the tentacle.

17:06    <stankpaw9> dogfucker12: Any last words?

17:06    <dogfucker12> Dog cocks are so huge, legitimately it’s like your face is right up against a rolling pin but red and veiny.

17:07    <stankpaw9> Cool.

17:07    <stankpaw9> !op dogfucker12

17:07    * ChanServ gives channel operator status to dogfucker12.

17:07    <stankpaw9> !down

17:07    * ChanServ removes channel operator status from stankpaw9.

17:07    <stankpaw9> Oops, finger slipped.

17:07    <sardius_> WTF?

17:07    <dogfucker12> ayyyy up top

17:07    * dogfucker12 goes to high five stankpaw9.

17:07    * stankpaw9 contemplates the feeling of the nasty tentacle inside of it.

17:07    <stankpaw9> Lil busy rn.

17:07    <dogfucker12> fair

17:08    <stankpaw9> Keep an eye on the place while I pleasure myself with this griffon?

17:08    <dogfucker12> sure :3

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17:10    * ludwigk throws a nickel in the jar.

17:10    <ludwigk> dogfucker12: Do you meet with sard often?

17:11    <dogfucker12> first time

17:11    * ludwigk chuckles and shakes his head.

17:11    * ludwigk pats dog fucker

17:11    <ludwigk> Be safe, dear.

17:12    <dogfucker12> I learned a valuable lesson for sure

17:13    <dogfucker12> With those guitar solos: if you combine the first letters of the titles of all of those songs it says “dog took my v card but no regrets”

17:14    <maso231> Sounds about right.

17:14    <ludwigk> How. long. did that take to make?

17:15    <dogfucker12> I didn’t reallllllly sleep the night before that, I started working on it between about when the sunlight started to first be visible and then went to meet him for brunch, so, about 6 hours if that sounds about right?

17:17    <ludwigk> Who were you talking to accidentally?

17:17    <dogfucker12> Oh on the recording? I’m guessing that must have been my friend who swung by on his way to give someone else guitar lessons but we were chatting for a while

17:20    <maso231> You’re guessing it must have been that guy

17:20    <dogfucker12> yes

17:21    <maso231> But it might have been someone else who came by in that window of time as well to talk about having sex with dogs and horses

17:21    <dogfucker12> I think it was the guitar guy

17:21    * crow slithers the tentacle slowwwwly in and out of stankpaw9

17:21    <stankpaw9> ah~

17:21    * stankpaw9 whimpers, holds its breath, horny af little gasps.

17:22    <crow> anyone else?

17:23    * maso231 raises ter paw.

17:23    * ludwigk also raises his paw.

17:23    * dogfucker12 raises paw.

17:23    <crow> eeeeexcellent

17:24    * crow creates more magic tentacles, causes them all to slither over everyone, feeling for zones receptive to touch and pleasure.

17:25    <dogfucker12> you find all the zones

17:27    <crow> goofball.

17:28    * crow pets dogfucker12 with tentacle.