Vol. 4 No. 2 (Summer Solstice 2026)

In this issue, a wolf’s laugh sounds like krr-keh-keh-keh!, and an admirer sees a guy and his golden being sweeties.

Featuring the items: Multiversal Analysis, So Transgressive and So Relaxed About Everything, and Fam Tree, as well as a lyric.

A Multiversal Analysis on the Constancy of Bestiality: There in the desert I then walked through a marketplace...

So Transgressive and So Relaxed About Everything: Dear BOY REPORT, I just adore the beautiful sense of imagination Michael has. In every class he always sits there with his head down in his sketchbook drawing otherworldly creatures and fantasy landscapes, as well as portraits from memory of his friends and his golden retriever Seamstress. Mrs Cartwright, his math teacher, told me that on his exams he always answers every question right, and if she asks him about his answers he can talk about how he got them, which is why she doesn’t mind him drawing in class, because he’s talented enough to do both. He is such a bright star. He always looks so happy with life when he jaunts off into the woods with his new friends, laughing and teasing one another.

Fam Tree: In a living room, a human mother, human child, and human father are seated on a couch. In front of them on a big board is a diagram of a family tree.

A Lyric: Pads on the blacktop / Pads on the dirt / Same run across my neck at night / Lover’s careless hurt