To Thine Own Self Be Zoo
Super Soldier Mega Spies
Ducks in pairs on logs and shores
Ducks in tandem flight
Ducks in V’s of ten or more
Ducks in love with life
A fort for boys to snuggle in
The boys can be humans or dogs
They can have a vagina or a penis
But they must say they identify as a boy
While in Fort Boysnuggle
Fort Girlsnuggle will be on Wednesdays and Fridays
Fort Enbysnuggle on Thursday and Sunday
Fort Bring Your Own Gender Identity on Monday
I think it’s pretty cool that my dog can pee where he wants to.
On people’s yards, next to the sidewalk, wherever.
I think public urination should be a right, not a crime.
It’s not like a big deal, but like, I do think that.
Passing by a T intersection in a gravel road by a pasture
This morning was very cool
but it has since begun to heat up
and I am now overdressed
in three layers of clothing:
long sleeve shirt,
I can see vapor
rising off of a big puddle in the road
like this land’s breath.
New Recording 5
Feel the cool spring-scented breeze
tingle across your drunken face
as you and a dog stumble your way
through the woods.
Go outside and bite the plants: Go outside and pick off little parts of the plants that you see and bite down on them in order to learn their taste and give their power to yourself. With deliberateness bite down on the plants that you find while outside, slowly crush the planty fibers between your upper set of teeth and your lower set of teeth and meditate on the flavors that come about because you have done this. If you need recommendations, here are some starting points you may consider depending on local availability: a pine needle; a big fistful of grass; a leaf from a tree; two other leaves from two other different looking trees or bushes; a small berry, just one of whatever the first type that you find is, no more than the one; a fresh, green twig; an entire flower at once; a lump of dirt; a lump of dirt from somewhere else. When you bite these things, keep them in your mouth for at least a minute or two; The point is not to eat, but to learn more than there may have seemed there to learn from initial visual impressions. If there are poisonous or dangerous plants where you live, maybe don’t or at least bring a friend. But if you live in like Wisconsin go for it: Go outside and familiarize yourself gustatorily with the world that you have a place on.
Some dogs like humans
(Most dogs who like anyone like humans)
squirrel squirrel squirrel
climb climb climb
Hanging out with friends,
one makes a joke at my expense
about how I am single,
I have no sex life,
I am alone.
I am happy to swallow it
and know, myself,
how wrong they are.
My love with my dog—
my sexy, beautiful, affectionate, caring dog—
demands no public displays.
It does not need validation or certificate.
It can be for him and me alone
and be good:
everything that either of us needs.
Partners In Really Emotionally Healthy And Cool Crimes
I would really recommend becoming jerk off buddies with a dog if you happen to know one who would be down with that and there’s any overlapping availability in both of your schedules.
He or she might even give it a few licks,
kiss you for a little bit,
or let you throw your arm around him or her for a sec
and let you give him or her a few affectionate strokes
on the back
while you’re all squirmy and snuggly.
Even barring these things,
if he or she is chill about you taking care of yourself while they hang out,
but he or she would rather not get too paws-on about your masturbation themselves
then even just having someone else there in the room who you’re friends with is fun.
Drunk and really feeling this mattress
you did a big leap onto the bed
and laid down with me.
Smushing my balls around with one hand
I nuzzled into your side.
Realizing how much I appreciate this,
I grabbed my notebook and felt-tip pen
and on the bed beside you I wrote down this poem.
I think most dog people would get something out of with your dog
while he or she is lying down
respectfully lifting their tail
and lying down with them
rest your face in front of their butthole
and just lie there with them
flaring your nostrils
and taking in the smells over time
as you get to know the rear end
of their digestive tract
a whole lot more intimately
smelling their odor and occasional gas
each fart smelling a little bit different to the others,
hitting a little bit different to the others.
There is no need to lick or kiss,
to pleasure or to entertain—
just stay there,
lying down with your face in his or her butthole,
and all in all generally observing what it is like back there.
Zoo or non zoo,
I think you will feel closer with your dog afterwards.
The dogs already know each other like this, by their smells,
but they have better noses,
so as a human you gotta get real close and personal up in there.
100% optional “this dick” proposal—
it’s there if you want it.
Aw, thank you.
The air conditioning unit is an extremely un-subtle droning
as my boyfriend and I lie together in bed,
each of us naked head to toes.
Neither of us is really trying to fall asleep yet.
We snuggle and we make out,
human tongue and doggy tongue dancing
in this cool, naked bedroom.
Someday tonight we will go to sleep for real
and wake up well rested.
Still Dogs tbh
still Dogs tbh
givin em personal space if they want it and being happy to know that they’re happy
givin em good food every day that’s healthy for them and that they like
listinin to what they got to tell you about
tossin em dog treats or handing them to them depending on their preference at that moment
tossin or handin em a second or maybe even a third dog treat because you like them so much
takin naps together
dogs are great
Snuggled up into your tummy
I think about the fact that you probably drank from your mother.
I wonder whether you remember that.
I wonder whether you hold in you some maternal instinct
that makes you accepting when I want to nuzzle into your stomach.
Whatever you are,
maternal or stud,
you are perfect.
Wet dog smell
Getting hair in your mouth
Things that once seemed bad
Hanging out on the bed
Dude and dog
You’re worried about the dishwasher
I’m here for you
All the security and space you need
to sniff your fur as deeply as possible
I am stricken with sadness
as I remember that you will die.
There will be a point in my life
after which you will never be there.
Untitled Vague Green Bug
Out walking the dog
Vague little green bug jumps over onto my eyelashes.
You can hang out there for a while if you need to little individual.
There’s no worries.
When we walk
I often wonder whether the clasp on your leash
will hold forever.
As I commit this thought to writing,
I also wonder whether it ought to.
I do mostly use it to stop you from getting hit by cars.
There are depths to interspecies communication that I know seem
hyperbolic to those who are deaf to the words of their dogs.
The other day a dog I was playing around with said something
to me that I swear if I were translating from canine body language
into English was “Get over here Nerd” before then smugly taking
my hand and using it to make himself cum. He was very pleased with
himself, and how should he not be, after pulling off such a move?
I Get It
I assume some people are jealous
of how often I get to pet a dog;
of how often he rolls over
for me to rub his belly;
of how often in the morning,
before either of us has fully woken up,
the first thing my dog and I will do is snuggle;
of how often we kiss, and how thoroughly,
lip pressing to lip, his enormous tongue
licking my eyelids,
or the back of my throat;
of how much he trusts me;
of how nonchalantly we touch each other’s dicks;
of how awesome his knot is,
big and red and veiny, throbbing,
a sign of such satisfaction;
of how much he likes to go out and walk with me;
of how happy he is when I come back home
from grocery shopping or from getting us fast food to share;
in short—I get it—
some people are jealous of how much my dog and I love each other.
Dogs evolved from wolves
and so many breeds of dogs exist today
because we took such a pointed interest
in their sex lives.
Is it any wonder that they
should have a sexual interest
I cannot overemphasize
how good dogs smell,
how beautiful they look—
their structure, their coats, their facial expressions—
how fathomless their capacity for kindness,
how contagious their expressions of joy,
and how soft their fur is
to hold against yourself
or to pet.
Zoophiles for the
Tongue kissing of
(Shh Secrets For Zoosexuals Time)
(Most people don’t actually care you guys.)
(It’s really only a smaller-than-it-would-sound number of noisy bully types who make such an alarmingly big panic out of it.)
(Treat it like playing minesweeper.)
(Proceed with caution
but don’t think that it is impossible to proceed.)
Make dog love not dog war.
Suddenly Cognizant Seconds Apropos Of A Life That While In That Moment Cliche Is Being Well Lived
Seeing a sunset
Feeling immersed in a good book
Getting a message from a friend
Touching warm laundry
Relaxing in a hot tub
Walking through a dapple forest trail
Making out with a dog’s butthole
Taking an accomplished huff of a breath after a hard day’s work
Creating little arts like paper airplanes or doodles
Drinking a much desired glass of water
Hearing a new song that you really like
Hearing an old song that really takes you back
Making out with a dog’s butthole a second time
Finishing dusting and vacuuming a room
Biting carefree into an apple or a plum
Snuggling with someone you’re in love with
Most within Volume I written by Eggshell Ghosthearth.