To Thine Own Self Be Zoo
This One Shall Breathe Somewhere Else
I sit down and pee
and you come and drink from the bathtub faucet
and I pet you.
You drink from the bathtub faucet
and I drink from the sink faucet.
I drink from the bathtub faucet
feeling happy to do like you.
I stand in front of the mirror and brush my teeth
and you come in and lie down with me
so we can keep each other’s company
even in this.
I enjoy when we have chance to share our bathroom together.
I’m happy that you seem to enjoy it too.
Factual Dog Status Awareness
Sometimes I am very aware that I’m dating a dog.
That the person I’m kissing,
Whose tongue is exploring the depths and corners of my mouth,
Is a dog.
That the person I’m spooning with,
Holding and embracing their soft furry weight
Against my naked stomach and arms and legs and balls and hard on,
Is a dog.
That the person I’m cooking food for,
That the person I take ticks off of,
That the person I let outside to pee and poop,
Is the person I’m dating
And that person is a dog.
Every time I think of it,
I am reminded of how lucky I am.
“Pet a dog with a boner.”
A misplaced modifier
that, to be fair,
sounds like a good time either way.
Not All The Time Of Course But Sometimes
Dogs have sex sometimes,
They totally do.
Don’t believe it,
Research where puppies come from.
Suck a dick, bust a nut
Have a fun night with your mutt
Yet Another New And Happy Morning
Today I woke up in a white dress I had bought and worn the night before (I have a penis)
and I snuggled a dog (he has a penis).
We hung out
and then when I had to pee I went to the bathroom and did that
and cupped both of my hands together towards the end
and caught some of the last of it
and had a sip, as much as I had caught.
I had taken off the dress at some point,
probably right before the piss thing.
I washed my hands with soap and water twice
and then me and my dog went on a walk
after I changed into jeans and a girl shirt
with a zipped up, comfortable, nice looking grey sweatshirt over the top.
We took the route that my dog decided he wanted to go on that morning
while I had piss on my breath (my dog drank some water before we left).
When my dog took a shit I picked up what he had dropped
because it keeps the parks a nicer place.
I dropped the disposable bag of dog crap into a trash bin that I found before we went back inside.
Inside I drank a glass of water and my dog ate a bowl of dry dog food and wet dog food mixed together for breakfast.
New days, new combinations of old things.
Live well and live free.
Lookin at your claws
They’re fucking awesome dude
Most within Volume I written by Eggshell Ghosthearth.