A trans male lizard man who is a freegan obligate carnivore and loves the aroma and taste of decaying flesh.

A cartographer whose lush descriptions of the landscapes she visits reveal her zoosexuality.

A perpetually horny goat who speaks only in riddles.

A sculptor who is not sexually attracted to dogs and frequently writes letters to people denying the allegations.

A government agent who can see up to one year into the future, but can only see bubbles of the future that are within a 100ft radius of acts of bestiality.

Hank, 28 F, single.

A beekeeper who desires revenge.

A father of six who loves lasagna and beer and watching sports, and all of his children are zoo exclusive.

A pirate who can transform into a dolphin, and has a secret crush on the fellow pirate who presents the food.

A tree who has a healthy and in-heat dog pussy, positioned 4'3" above the ground.

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