To Thine Own Self Be Zoo


Volume 1
Issue 1
Issue 2
Issue 3
Issue 4
Issue 5
Issue 6
Issue 7
Issue 8
Issue 9
Issue 10
Issue 11
Issue 12
Issue α

Volume 2
Issue 1
Issue β
Issue 2
Issue 3
Issue 4

Volume 3
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Volume 3,
Issue 1



Media of Unknown Origin

Jason, I Do Not Know It Yet

The Invention

Treat, Jack, Halcateon

Questions

Poems





Questions




Pretending for the purposes of this hypothetical question that “you” are a human, is it more zooey for you to have sex with one dog, or to have sex with a human who has had sex with 3,000 dogs and you would be the first human they were ever with?

Will spacefaring, science fiction-level technology coincide with a society that is more respectful of animal personhood and zoosexuality, or is the advancement of human invention anti-correlated to the advancement of demonstrations of diverse empathy?

What would be a good ritual to summon a sexy demonic dog?

Between a high-definition glistening photo of a red rocket and a high-definition glistening photo of a cookie, which would make an easier 1,000-piece puzzle and which would be more challenging?

If dogs categorized the world into elements akin to Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, and Love, would they note those same five elements or would their elements be something different?









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Most within To Thine Own Self Be Zoo written by Eggshell Ghosthearth.

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