A friend who’ll always get you off because he wants your nut

A friend who when invited to will gladly lick your butt

A friend who tells you what he needs

A friend who’s always there

A friend who meets your snuggling needs

A friend with really nice hair

A friend who in the presence of you can safely pee or fart

A friend who in the absence of there's a tugging at your heart

A friend to share a routine with

A friend you think is hot

A friend to share a lifetime with

A friend you kiss a lot

A friend whose nurturing picks you up when you are down and out

“Man’s best friend with benefits” is an apt name without doubt

Here lies the mattress—

Dog Sex Mattress—

Where a human and a dog,

Not one time,

Not a couple of times,

Not even a few times,

But a lot of times,

Had really enjoyable sex with each other.

One of them was a female human and the other was a male dog

But this didn’t stop either of them from having sex with each other.

Sometimes he would lick her vagina and she would cum.

Sometimes she would give him a handjob and he would cum

Though they usually did this on the floor, not the mattress.

Sometimes they would make out while she fingered her vagina.

Sometimes she would give his big red penis a blowjob after she had given him a handjob,

Though this usually occurred where the handjob had occurred,

Which was not usually on the mattress.

One time they had sex for two entire hours of licking and kissing and humping;

Some of this had occurred on the mattress,

Or while hanging halfway or three quarters of the way off of the mattress,

Though most of it had incidentally occurred in the kitchen.

From another perspective

Dog Sex Mattress could be called Human Sex Mattress

Or Bestiality Mattress, or other names like that.

Today I had to run an errand,

And in the afternoon I found myself in a food court.

I ordered a burger made of fake meat for lunch.

I sat down at a little one- or two-person table,

Unwrapped the burger, and started examining

Which parts I would pick off to give to you:

The parts with more of the meat, even if it is fake;

The parts with no slivers of onions.

Then I remembered that you were not here with me.

It made me appreciate how much I like to share a meal with you.

The dapple sunlight falling on your fur

when we go out to pee

after we have had sex

(which was a lot of fun,

thank you,)

makes you appear

angelic.

You really look,

in that second,

beyond that which should be possible.